The Perfect Plot

The Perfect Plot
By Scrivener Blooms

A decent plot is hard to find,
With all the right curves and grade,
Smooth and soft and a little wet,
A plot fit for a stallion to aid.

To test it, rub gently, then press firmer,
Your hoof should only sink so far,
And you should feel it both push and grip,
Ready to accept signpost or hardwood bar.

Make sure you check the wetness,
And gauge the temperature and the heat;
A fertile plot should not be wasted,
And is something you should never mistreat.

Ensure you tend to her as well as you can,
Tease a little, but don't try and retract;
You don't want her to think you're untested,
Or that you're unable to complete to the act.

And when your house is complete on your land,
Make sure it is sturdy and strong:
Take great joy in the home you have built,
Then have sex with a mare in it all night long.