Weird.

So okay, that was a weird poem that popped up. Well, whatever, I'm sure it's nothing important. It's probably Luna or one of her creepy... well, okay, we don't have a lot of friend-friends. Not friends who can just come along and poke at our home whenever. And the ones who can, well, you probably wouldn't want to meet them anywhere.
Moving on. I have absolutely nothing useful to say this week. So I'm going to talk about what I did over the course of said week. You know, I found out that bears really aren't all that bad. Some of them, anyway. It helps that Luna's always there to lightning them if something goes horribly wrong but all the same, I chased one off completely by myself.
We saw a deer. I'm not going to mention what Luna wanted to do to it. The deer around here seem to be different from the deer in other places of Equestria, though... maybe it's the effect of having lived in the Everfree for so long, I dunno. They're animal, wilder, like the birds and beasts around here, they don't seem to have the same intelligent... not even the same body structure, really.
Luna says a lot of animals used to be eaten. Can you believe that? Ponies eating other animals. Although of course, in the old days, Equestria had a lot more than pony running around, and I suppose their stomachs were a lot tougher. I mean, today there's all these cooking preparations and stuff that Luna just doesn't understand and gets mad at me for because I really don't want some horrible bacteria crawling around in my stomach.
Uh, what else... oh, right. Luna insisted on teaching me more about armor and equipment and... beating other people up. I still don't get how I'm supposed to learn all this, though... I mean, if you're going to be some elite warrior, you're supposed to be trained in it from birth or something, or born with that innate talent. Me, I'm just a poet. Even though Luna says poets are monstrous things, I don't really think that's true. Still, though... I dunno. It feels weird, thinking that something actually bad might happen any day now, you know?
Anyway, that's enough for now. Luna wants to teach me something about... preparing food. I'm a little scared of what that means, considering Luna is. Luna.


~Scrivener Blooms