-Thought it was Nightmare Night. Luna encouraged me to think it was Nightmare Night so we put on our costumes and headed to town. Clued in once there.
-Picked up things in town. While in costume. With Luna yelling at people for free candy the entire time.
-Luna choked on a piece of candy and this had to be extracted from her throat. Then she kissed me. There was still candy goo. It was horrible.
-Returned home to do work. Started cutting wood for winter.
-Hit by flying piece of wood.
-Hit by flying axe.
-Sent Luna to a time out.
-Axe got lodged in chunk of wood.
-Rammed axe handle into own crotch attempting to extract it.
-Went to put axe away.
-Found mouse heads in shed. Still questionable whether or not it was Luna or a ferret.
-Attempted to do editing work.
-Luna stuck gum in my mane.
-Failed to do any work whatsoever and instead am now laying grouchily here, covered in gum, sugar powder, and candy wrappers. Luna keeps chewing on me. Getting dark out.
All in all, it was a pretty good day.
~Scrivener Blooms
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