Yeah, so. Went out for a nice little walk with Luna, figured... it would be great. You know, we could pass the time together without violence, we could just take this happy little walk and it would all be just real great. Happy times. Nice times. Fun times.
So we're out walking. Everything's going well, and then Luna sees this big log. And she tells me she's going to pick it up and throw it. Well, I figured I'd just go along with it so I smile and nod and indulge her, and she... grabs this stupid log, and slings it into the air with just her front hooves. Now for one thing it goes way higher than expected. But then it comes back down.
Guess who gets hit by it.
Yes. Me.
So this log falls out of the sky and hits me and turns out to be rotten. Which is good because it was soft. Which is bad because I'm now covered in gooey tree goo splinters. Which is really bad because of all the goddamn stupid ass bugs in the goddamn stupid ass rotten log.
So I'm covered in log, bugs, some kind of... fungus... and Luna's chortling away. I'm also dazed and confused and it's unfortunately not due to really good drugs but being bashed over my head by a freaking tree that Luna flung into the freaking air.
This, from a quiet walk in the woods. Anyway, eventually Luna. Helped me clean up. Eventually. And now here I am back at home, wrapped in a blanket, covered in swelling because hey guess who's apparently allergic to whatever the hell bit the crap out of me.
Luna's still laughing at me.
This is life. Great. This is life.
~Scrivener Blooms
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