Any time I'm out of Luna's sight for about ten minutes she has a tendency to suspect me of getting into trouble. She says it's because any time I'm out of her sight for ten minutes something tries to eat me but honestly I think she's more worried about me going off on adventure without her than me ending up in the gullet of a Seahorse Drake or serving as the dinner course to some Bitterweaver Spiders.
Now it's very wondeful to have your wife care for you so much. Honestly, it is. I adore her. She's my best friend. She teaches me a lot between the pummeling and the sarcasm that she picked up on way too quickly from me. However, it can become... problematic... when said wife requires constant entertainment and will not leave you alone for periods of more than ten minutes at a time. For example, Luna has a habit of sitting around staring at me whle I'm trying to write. At some point I eventually manage to ignore her, but this actually works to her advantage, not mine. Why? Because then she likes to wiggle her way over to me when I'm in mid-thought about something and either stick something in my ear.
You know, if I'm lucky. Sometimes she electrocutes me. Or licks me. I prefer pain over being covered from neck to mane in Princess drool and she has a surprisingly large tongue.
Please don't tell her I said that. She'll take it the wrong way and dump me in a bog. Or worse, she'll take it the other wrong way and. Well. That doesn't end well either.
Oh great. She's behind me. And I'm now wet.
Well, I should probably head off now for my daily training regimen. Which translates to Luna is going to pummel me until she gets bored, and if I'm lucky she won't leave any permanent marks. Well. Here's to codependency. Funny, though. I wouldn't change it for the world... guess that makes me the screwed-up one in the relationship and not her after all. It's strangely comforting.
~Scrivener Blooms
